Life’s Lessons

A high school classmate sent this in our yahoogroups early today and it really made my day.:-) So funny though and just wanna share this to everybody.  

    
    1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
    Cars.See If They Slow Down.
   
    2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don’t
    DisguiseYour Voice.
   
    3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
    Something,ask If They Want Fries with that.
   
    4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label
    it’In’.
   
    5.Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
    Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
    Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
   
    6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
    Write ‘ForSmuggling Diamonds’.
   
    7.Finish All Your sentences with’In Accordance
    With The Prophecy’.
   
    8.Don’t use any punctuation.
   
    9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
   
    10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to
    eat, with a serious face.
   
    11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To
    Go’.
   
    12.Sing Along At The Opera.
   
    13.Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The
    Poems Don’t Rhyme?
   
    14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
    And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
   
    15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
    Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The
    Mood.
   
    16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
    Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
   
    17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
    Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
   
    18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
    The Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives!
    They’re Loose!’
   
    19.Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The
    Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You
    Go.’

    20. Go to the fitting rooms with a packet of
    condoms and say you would like to fit it.

    21.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
    Insanity …..
    
    Share this to someone to make them 
    smile.
   
    Its Called …therapy.